Nothing like a good RTO joke to make a girl laugh.

camdamage:

a note on spanking:

not every spanking is for punishment, or because a sub has been bad.  in fact sometimes a spanking can be earned for being good.  a spanking can be playful and silly, and even therapeutic.  

not all spankings are created equal.  

this has been a PSA.  (public spanking announcement) 

Expanding on “A small guide to 18th century women’s clothing” by tumblr user theswisscheese

My terrible attempts to be funny and my probable grammar and factual mistakes. ENJOY

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chicken-dinosaurs:

mausspace:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

god damn it

why must we play god

That’s not a chocolate bar, that’s a bloody chocolate brick

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

God damn fucking army.

mandarkslab:

I want these. So bad. 

(Source: bostonho)

(Source: sapper-mike)

(Source: impactings)

My brother’s girlfriend everyone.

(Source: notlivingkillingtime)

Snapchat is awesome.

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

ohbahorel:

secretlyademigod:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

what do you expect us to do? Mary got pregnant thanks to the Holy Spirit, it’s not like any of us is safe…