July302014

There is a thing called a sushi bazooka. And it is real. 

9PM
I think this would be a good purchase.

I think this would be a good purchase.

9PM

(Source: yourcoffeeguru)

9PM
8PM
ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

ironmanarlert:

i like 2 swimm m mmblub ubublb ubblbublbu

(Source: tittily, via perfectingthepretence)

8PM
“I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up.”

(via krystallballerrr)

l0ve-all

(via decepti0us)

(Source: frenchbreadrecovery, via finallysleeping)

6PM

Running is the devil. It’s so…. th devil.

Hang on. Lemme catch my breath.

The DEVIL!!!

1PM

"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”


You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: blocklava, via shesastormwithskin)

10AM

theanticlimactic:

Calling you a “bitch” is not misogynistic. I am not calling you a bitch because I secretly hate women. I’m calling you bitch because you’re a fucking bitch.

(via whatissthiswitchery)

9AM
hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via ruthie064)

9AM
show-them-all:

Okay. Where are these and when do they exist in stores?! I’ve never seen them. Gimme!!

show-them-all:

Okay. Where are these and when do they exist in stores?! I’ve never seen them. Gimme!!

(Source: )

July292014
acerspacer:

gunslinger-gentleman:

acerspacer:

gunslinger-gentleman:

acerspacer:

Dominos TOC this is Acer Actual, I have a 9 line pizza request, over.

Acer actual, this is domino TOC. Send it.

Line 1: Fort Polk, LA
Line 2. Acer, break, 123.4 
Line 3: Alpha
Line 4: 2 Liter of Coke, break, cinna stix
Line 5: Two Large, break, pepperoni
Line 6: Papa
Line 7: Charlie
Line 8: Apha
Over

ACER ACTUAL, THIS IS DOMINO TOC. WE ARE TAKING IDF FROM PIZZA HUT. WE NEED YOU TO CLEAR THE DZ OVER.

ROGER, THERE IS A SCOUT WEAPONS TEAM INBOUND. HOLD TIGHT UNTIL THEN. CALL SIGN IS PIZZA PARTY.

acerspacer:

gunslinger-gentleman:

acerspacer:

gunslinger-gentleman:

acerspacer:

Dominos TOC this is Acer Actual, I have a 9 line pizza request, over.

Acer actual, this is domino TOC. Send it.

Line 1: Fort Polk, LA

Line 2. Acer, break, 123.4 

Line 3: Alpha

Line 4: 2 Liter of Coke, break, cinna stix

Line 5: Two Large, break, pepperoni

Line 6: Papa

Line 7: Charlie

Line 8: Apha

Over

ACER ACTUAL, THIS IS DOMINO TOC. WE ARE TAKING IDF FROM PIZZA HUT. WE NEED YOU TO CLEAR THE DZ OVER.

ROGER, THERE IS A SCOUT WEAPONS TEAM INBOUND. HOLD TIGHT UNTIL THEN. CALL SIGN IS PIZZA PARTY.

(via rise-from-your--ashes)

9PM
isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

(Source: memewhore, via my-wayward-shawn)

9PM

sutimuti:

radomanci:

     No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh.  
     -   Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini

Bernini-porn

Bernini kötre <3

(Source: cressus, via richardruin)

9PM

(Source: yourcoffeeguru)

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