September172014
September162014
whatissthiswitchery:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Steak and Cheese Stuffed Pretzel Bites

Just so everyone knows I made these and they are amazing…

whatissthiswitchery:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Steak and Cheese Stuffed Pretzel Bites

Just so everyone knows I made these and they are amazing…

7PM

(Source: yourcoffeeguru)

1PM

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

(via whiskerbiscuitbakery)

12PM
September152014
  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
11PM

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

image

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

Oh Myyy

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11PM
stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

stupidtolkieniancomics:

zohbugg:

YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.

AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.

SAURON DESERVES IT.

i’m dying

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11PM

(Source: yourcoffeeguru)

6PM
rippsuperchargers:

Huston….the 9in lift and 42s….

"I grossly underestimated the depth of this puddle."

rippsuperchargers:

Huston….the 9in lift and 42s….

"I grossly underestimated the depth of this puddle."

(via rise-from-your--ashes)

4PM

Shoutout to missedinhistory

I have recently discovered that listening to music while running has plateaued me (by no fault of Music’s. It’s not you, it’s me). I am by no stretch of the imagination a very good runner, but as my job requires it, I will participate in this detested practice. 

I have discovered that I would rather listen to someone talk, but that has proved more difficult than I initially thought it would be. So I put on the Stuff You Missed in History Class podcast and lo and behold, I dropped a minute off my time.

Thanks to the people who put together that show. 3 miles down; a bazillion to go.

2PM

aplaceforemma said: Hi! Long time follower of the blog and huge fan. Have you heard of the Black Chronicles II exhibition in London? I can't link you in the ask box, but if you search that it should take you to the website. (I mean...you've probably already seen it, but I just thought I'd risk it and see if you were interested).

medievalpoc:

I’ll share the link so people can check it out!

The exhibit is current and will go on until November 29:

Autograph ABP presents Black Chronicles II, a new exhibition exploring black presences in 19th and early 20th-century Britain, through the prism of studio portraiture – continuing our critical mission of writing black photographic history.

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2PM

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2AM
1AM

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

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