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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Watching Ancient Aliens.
Silly silly people.
You know what, go fuck yourself.
Go fuck yourself for being self loathing. Go fuck yourself for waiting for a call that you KNOW you’re not going to get. Go fuck yourself for begging people to feel sorry for you.
You want to get laid so bad, go out to a club and don’t care. Drink until they’re all pretty. You want them to call, either call them or forget the problem and walk away. You don’t like who you are, stare at yourself in the mirror and tell yourself that you’re okay every god damned day until you believe it.
Quit being in Long distance relationships then complain when they aren’t there. If you wanted a person to be with, you’d be with them. You don’t want to get cheated on, well suck it up dude. It’s gonna happen. It might not, but it might. You just have to reconcile that. It’s bullshit, but there it is.
If you don’t like the way you look, do something about it. Be healthy, be active, don’t eat shit food. You don’t like who you are, smile at someone. It helps. Be nice. Go out of your way to be nice.
Quit complaining. And most importantly, go fuck yourself.